The quote “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment" by Ralph Waldo Emerson could really apply during a zombie apocalypse.
  • meta18:

    aphdenmark:

    when will ppl shut up about that ice movie

    ice age was good fuck off

    (via bewbin)

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  • braydaaan:

    torn-by-dreams:

    I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

    WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

    (via gnarly)

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  • unamusedsloth:

    Office Safari. [source]

    (via ruinedchildhood)

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  • theravennest:

    rizaoftheowls:

    hugh-danced-the-dancy:

    leonardodiretardo:

    i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

    I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

    clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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    (via nonstaff)

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  • (Source: phantomgaylord, via pagingme)

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  • sappling:

    white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
    me: okay
    white boy: you go first
    me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

    (via gnarly)

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  • neverrwhere:

    patunes:

    either i

    • dont have enough followers to get hate

    or i

    • am perfect and therefore yall dont have anything to complain about

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    (via nonstaff)

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  • senor-cactuar:

    the avengers?

    how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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    (Source: bijection, via gnarly)

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  • (Source: wolfcola, via ruinedchildhood)

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  • ripstudwell:

    officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle

    (Source: nishlo, via gnarly)

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