The quote “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment" by Ralph Waldo Emerson could really apply during a zombie apocalypse.
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    A 50 year old man underwent brain surgery for a subdural hematoma caused by his excessive headbanging to music by Motorhead

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  • awesomonster:

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    nowyoukno:

    Source for more facts on your dash follow NowYouKno

    That was super nice of them.

    And now I’m mad that nobody told us we were given cows. Cause that’s really f*cking nice and nobody mentioned it at all.

    American media tends to disregard that anyone donates to the US. And then Amurricans complain about money going abroad because “nobody helped the US in our disasters.”

    >.>

    Also, do you know how much a cow costs? O.O

    It isn’t just a matter of how much a cow costs, its a matter of considering that Masai life is based around their cattle. Its their wealth, their food, and a significant part of their religion. Here’s a quote from Wikipedia:

    Traditional Maasai lifestyle centres around their cattle which constitute their primary source of food. The measure of a man’s wealth is in terms of cattle and children. A herd of 50 cattle is respectable, and the more children the better. A man who has plenty of one but not the other is considered to be poor.[37] A Maasai religious belief relates that God gave them all the cattle on earth, leading to the belief that rustling cattle from other tribes is a matter of taking back what is rightfully theirs, a practice that has become much less common.[38]

    So its not just “they gave us 14 cows”, its that they gave us something that is very important and significant to them, it is more than just a kind gesture that definitely deserves to be known and its a genuine shame that more people don’t know about it.

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  • ggaga:

    i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

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  • ouijaboarding:

    Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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  • bewbin:

    buttchunks:

    A living legend.

    When’d Obama grow a ponytail

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  • bootybar:

    when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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  • My thought process before I do my homework

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    I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET ANYMORE ANONS ABOUT ME READING A SPANISH DICTIONARY AND THE SIMS IN MY PHOTOSET
    YES THANK YOU I DID THAT AS A JOKE THENK YOU FOR EDUCATING ME ON MY OWN PICTURES

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