The quote “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment" by Ralph Waldo Emerson could really apply during a zombie apocalypse.
  • tastefullyoffensive:

    "Margaret, I don’t think they’re open on Sundays."

    (Source: felixjapan, via bewbin)

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  • (Source: crimsonskyes, via lolzpicx)

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  • marksmilk:

    SO I WAS MAKING GYOZA AND IM LITERALLY CHOKING

    (Source: milktalk, via sorensguitar)

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  • officialwhitegirls:

    primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

    (Source: officialwhitegirls, via hi)

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  • (Source: wrdbnr, via smutts)

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  • hotdimsam:

    Job interviewer: so what skills can you bring to the company
    Me:…
    Me:…
    Me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

    (via pizza)

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  • shinytoysoldiers:

    fuchsimeon:

    pleatedjeans:

    via

    At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

    OHM Y GOD

    (via sorensguitar)

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  • unitedstatesoftony:

    im a social vegan

    i avoid meet

    (via sorensguitar)

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  • egotisticalgold:

    To be VERY FUCKING HONESTLY

    (Source: mohicaaa, via kingsleyyy)

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